{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Friday, 07-Feb-14 20:20:14 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3288951","html":"Ok, I'm rethinking the whole McDonalds thing right now... let's just say the whole "orientation" thing didn't go swimmingly."}