{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Saturday, 08-Feb-14 13:57:42 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3290071","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1089\" class=\"url\" title=\"BronieBrown\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">broniebrown<\/span><\/a><\/span> That seems backwards. Linux Updates: &quot;Oh god, what's going to break this time?&quot; VS Windows Update &quot;Oh good, perhaps now I can use my machine on the internet for more than 10 minutes before someone exploits it&quot;"}