{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"I don't know (extremedash)'s status on Sunday, 09-Feb-14 04:33:34 UTC","author_name":"I don't know (extremedash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/extremedash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3291907","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Matt\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mrmattimation<\/span><\/a><\/span> No these things are too soft. We need to get to the real dark stuff. Like how many licks does it actually take to get to the center of a tootsie pop."}