{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Feb-14 12:07:38 UTC","author_name":"Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/princelypublictimeline","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3297876","html":"good news: the judges at the karaoke contest thought I was the best singer\/performer tonight. Bad news: I still didnt place because 50% of the grading for performances was on audience "applause," graded by a machine that detects decibel levels, and my opponents would just send people to shout into it during their performances. tl;dr I'm a worthless loser whose abilities and talents amount to nothing, once again."}