{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Feb-14 18:32:04 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3298573","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"Fancypants McSpaceship\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mastertdi<\/span><\/a><\/span> No, because I used to wash my hands all the damn time (seriously, I've bled from it in the past) and I'm 1\/4 Mexican so it seemed a fitting joke."}