{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Feb-14 19:42:53 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3298671","html":"The English language's lack of a gender-neutral singular pronoun made me want to launch a shoryuken up my teacher's ass and out her eye hole."}