{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"orungano (tiff)'s status on Thursday, 13-Feb-14 15:53:44 UTC","author_name":"orungano (tiff)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tiff","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3301010","html":"&quot;wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said<br \/>&quot;if you\u2019re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she\u2019ll just make you a sandwich&quot;<br \/>then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking \u201csorry what was that?\u201d and he started screaming&quot; hahaha"}