{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Friday, 14-Feb-14 05:29:32 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3302015","html":"why do people push their tongues together when kissing like my girlfriend is just all "come on Matt don't fight it" and I'm like "I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE""}