{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Sunday, 16-Feb-14 22:24:58 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3307557","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29830\" class=\"url\" title=\"DO NOT REPLY\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">awlditzy<\/span><\/a><\/span> Save up thousands of dollars, spend it on a MacBook Air, and use nothing but Facebook on it. I guarantee you won't be disappointed with your purchase.*<br \/><br \/><br \/><span class=\"smallt\">*provided you don't do anything other than Facebook<\/span>"}