{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 01:13:14 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3309471","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/27915\" class=\"url\" title=\"Brendon\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">vt3c<\/span><\/a><\/span> *anthro Twilight leans over your car and you roll down the window. she tips down her sunglasses, puts on a cool smile, and says...*<br \/><br \/>&quot;HOLY apples STREET RACING IS ILLEGAL WHAT THE papayas IS WRONG WITH YOU OH MY GOD I AM CALLING THE POLICE AND THE ROYAL GUARD AND SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINCESS AND YOU WILL GO TO ANTHRO JAIL.&quot;"}