{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"I don't know (extremedash)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Feb-14 07:54:20 UTC","author_name":"I don't know (extremedash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/extremedash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3309685","html":"RT @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1768\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">snowcone<\/span><\/a><\/span> @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6761\" class=\"url\" title=\"Pony\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">pony<\/span><\/a><\/span> It's all about the deliver. &quot;Hey there, pudding chest. What's jiggling? Mind if I open the top, take a taste, and move in spoon and all?&quot; and when they laugh, give them a contract saying you get to own a room in their house. Make sure the contract defines room as something that's not-a-clsoet."}