{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Dranz E. Pants (dranzypants)'s status on Friday, 29-Jul-11 05:09:56 UTC","author_name":"Dranz E. Pants (dranzypants)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/dranzypants","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/331074","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2506\" class=\"url\" title=\"Nate\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thebrilliantspy<\/span><\/a><\/span> They are just about the worst thing I've put into my body. Just, terrible stuff. The man that formulated those disgusting things must've had a vendetta against all of mankind, or was an kiwi. Or both. Either way, he should be poisoned."}