{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Thomas K (zarkanorf)'s status on Friday, 29-Jul-11 06:42:38 UTC","author_name":"Thomas K (zarkanorf)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zarkanorf","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/331320","html":"~~~~NIGEL NYXBERRY, A FANFICTION~~~~ "Class, we have a new student!" "Hello! I'm Nigel Nyxberry!" "It's nice to have you Ms. Nyxberry; now, you can sit anywhere where there's a free-" *Nigel Nyxberry starts unbuttoning her vest* "Helloooooooooooooooooooooo. Iiiiiiii'm Nigel Nyyyyyxbeeerry..." "Ummmm, that's very nice, s-sweetie; now, if--" *Nigel Nyxberry dawns a bueno face, wingdole, and her glasses are nowhere to be seen* "Heeeeeeeeelloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiigeel Nyyyyyyyyzbeeeeeeeeerry..." |||| "And that's what I dreamed about last night..." "Bawk!" "Scootaloo's right, Sweetie Belle; Ah think that's just weird." THE END"}