{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Eris (neuraria)'s status on Saturday, 22-Feb-14 11:32:42 UTC","author_name":"Eris (neuraria)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/neuraria","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3316798","html":"#<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/fakenewsheadlinesthread\" rel=\"tag\">FakeNewsHeadlinesThread<\/a><\/span><br \/>Breakthrough Technique Lets Scientists Grow Drugs on Your Street <br \/>Report: Human Body Not Capable Of Producing Nukes<br \/>Atheists Want an Eloquent 'dole Off'<br \/>This Adorably Confused Otter Thinks It's A Shame Fox Laughed Him Out Of High School.<br \/>Taliban Vows to Install Toilet<br \/>The First Time. The First Baseball Pitch\u2026and the Catcher Was Her Dad Home From Afghanistan \u2014 a Terrifying Home Invasion"}