{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 22-Feb-14 21:41:34 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3317538","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/8494\" class=\"url\" title=\"Crusader 8\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">prettypurpleprincesspublicprincesstimeline<\/span><\/a><\/span> Step 1: Take anything and everything as a direct attack.<br \/><br \/>Step 2: Occasionally reblog stuff and go &quot;oMG CAN'T BreATHE&quot;<br \/><br \/>Step 3: If you see somebody who is straight, white, male, and perfectly happy with their sexuality and gender, attack them. They are directly oppressing you.<br \/><br \/>Step 4: Be a crazed fan of H<i><\/i>omestuck, anime, or MLP. Pick your poison!<br \/><br \/>Step 5: Make four hundred posts about how much you hate men. If you are currently a man, you're gonna have to do something about that, 'cause dongs ain't allowed on Tumblr."}