{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"William (awlderpy)'s status on Saturday, 22-Feb-14 21:49:48 UTC","author_name":"William (awlderpy)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/awlderpy","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3317565","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/8494\" class=\"url\" title=\"Crusader 8\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">prettypurpleprincesspublicprincesstimeline<\/span><\/a><\/span> Wait, how do those two necessarily co-incide?  I've never been called a furry solely on account of body hair."}