{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)'s status on Sunday, 23-Feb-14 00:45:06 UTC","author_name":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theyurityphoon","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3317878","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32115\" class=\"url\" title=\"Willena\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">pinkiepistol<\/span><\/a><\/span> Solution: Sacrifice one (1) goat to the rain gods at exactly midnight (12:00 AM) on February 23rd, 2014 while reciting the following lines: &quot;I'm a pretty princess, dainty as can be. No one but my white knight can have my virginity.&quot;"}