{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Sunday, 23-Feb-14 21:02:03 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3319277","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/27925\" class=\"url\" title=\"Lee Thompson\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">beatstrings<\/span><\/a><\/span> One time, I posted a text rendition of the original Legend of Zelda title theme consisting of nothing but varying inflections of the word &quot;butts.&quot; The whole damn song. All butts. You have nothing to feel guilty about."}