{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)'s status on Monday, 24-Feb-14 23:34:14 UTC","author_name":"Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thatonestocking","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3320760","html":"Can't we just have one character and not be forced to switch between two on a crazy ambiguous timer? This is stupid."}