{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)'s status on Thursday, 27-Feb-14 17:54:47 UTC","author_name":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theyurityphoon","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3324379","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32115\" class=\"url\" title=\"Willena\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">pinkiepistol<\/span><\/a><\/span> y'know they've made a harness thing you wrap around a tree and your waist that lets you squat without falling over. Maybe you just need to upgrade your woods-peeing experience."}