{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)'s status on Friday, 28-Feb-14 10:39:57 UTC","author_name":"Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thatonestocking","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3325173","html":"Dealing with everyday life surrounded by closed-minded people, I like to relax on the internet by pretending to be one of those closed-minded people. Maybe I'll make a fake tumblr account and tell someone that jesus didn't die on Easter 6000 years after the world was created so that they can lick a butthole. The internet is an amazing place."}