{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Eris (neuraria)'s status on Saturday, 08-Mar-14 04:13:45 UTC","author_name":"Eris (neuraria)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/neuraria","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3333649","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30012\" class=\"url\" title=\"Rein Oracle Dewn\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">oracle<\/span><\/a><\/span> Oh. Right. Now I getcha. Because you aren't actively looking to go out and have sex. God damnit people."}