{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Chris Bell (mrdragon)'s status on Monday, 10-Mar-14 19:27:54 UTC","author_name":"Chris Bell (mrdragon)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/mrdragon","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3337515","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/26379\" class=\"url\" title=\"Melody Breeze\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">bobthecheesegal<\/span><\/a><\/span> Fake a collapse of sorts, if she won't take you for legitimate reasons to get this looked at, do something a bit more drastic."}