{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-14 16:16:47 UTC","author_name":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theyurityphoon","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3338734","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9842\" class=\"url\" title=\"Thecloakednightmare@gmail.com\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">arcanepony43<\/span><\/a><\/span> I heard Jamal from 90th street watched that tape last week and this mornin' he woke up dead! <br \/><br \/>How the hell do you wake up dead? <br \/><br \/>Cause' you're alive when you go to sleep. <br \/><br \/>So you're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive? <br \/><br \/>You can't go to bed dead! That dole would've been redundant. <br \/><br \/>No it would'nt cause' you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die and not be in the bed. <br \/><br \/>But you are in the bed. That's how you wake up dead in the first place fool! <br \/><br \/>Damn! that's some quantum murdock right there man! You should be teaching classes!"}