{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"h (noname66666)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Mar-14 19:23:41 UTC","author_name":"h (noname66666)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/noname66666","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3338839","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scribus Caballus\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">scribus<\/span><\/a><\/span> Excuse me good sir, but I am a lady. Ladies do not lift, not even a single finger. I am not even typing this myself, someone else is doing it for me. So no, I do not &quot;lift&quot;,"}