{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"xeleanorxrigbyx (xeleanorxrigbyx)'s status on Thursday, 13-Mar-14 13:22:16 UTC","author_name":"xeleanorxrigbyx (xeleanorxrigbyx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/xeleanorxrigbyx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3341574","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4320\" class=\"url\" title=\"RDN's Lucifer\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">nerthos<\/span><\/a><\/span> &quot;And why do you think you're qualified for this job?&quot; Well sir, as you can see I have copious amounts of cat hair on my shirt, which means I am a good person. &quot;..... You're hired!&quot;<br \/><b>*dons sunglasses*<\/b>"}