{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Stumperman (stumperman)'s status on Saturday, 30-Jul-11 04:20:39 UTC","author_name":"Stumperman (stumperman)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/stumperman","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/334385","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1946\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">princesstwilightsparkle<\/span><\/a><\/span> Don't turn me into cupcake, you know your number 1 assistant can't be one?"}