{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Saturday, 15-Mar-14 23:52:21 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3345253","html":"Man, they just don't make laptops like I use laptops anymore... #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/firstworldproblems\" rel=\"tag\">firstworldproblems<\/a><\/span>"}