{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Mar-14 03:36:16 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3348027","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2706\" class=\"url\" title=\"a boring guy\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mushi<\/span><\/a><\/span> Those tan lines are completely weird, unless Twilight wears a shirt with a diamond-shaped hole 90% of the time."}