{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Mar-14 16:47:59 UTC","author_name":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theyurityphoon","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3348521","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Darkstorm Neversmile\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> She was trained to only respond to German commands. If you said &quot;stop&quot; she wouldn't give half a damn."}