{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"xeleanorxrigbyx (xeleanorxrigbyx)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Mar-14 17:06:30 UTC","author_name":"xeleanorxrigbyx (xeleanorxrigbyx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/xeleanorxrigbyx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3348562","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4320\" class=\"url\" title=\"RDN's Lucifer\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">nerthos<\/span><\/a><\/span> Half the time I don't even have to get up. They sit on the counter and wait for me to notice and as soon as I make eye contact they jump down and run as fast as they can into another room. They mock me."}