{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Mar-14 05:55:27 UTC","author_name":"Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/princelypublictimeline","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3349522","html":"if you feel any compassion, read this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/nation-demands-more-mindblowing-guitar-solos,35545\/\" title=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/nation-demands-more-mindblowing-guitar-solos,35545\/\" rel=\"nofollow external\">http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/articles\/nation-demands-more-mindblowing-guitar-solos,35545\/<\/a> (by compassion, I mean a sense of humour)"}