{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Pony (pony)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Mar-14 06:54:25 UTC","author_name":"Pony (pony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/pony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3349534","html":"So Berry Punch walked into a juice bar and, seeing it was fairly crowded, she asked a random stranger in line, "Hey where can I get some punch?" The stranger pointed her across the room. When she looked, she noted the lack of patrons and replied, "Thanks buddy. Do you know where the line starts?" to which the fellow answered, "Most ponies only like the juice here. There is no punch line.""}