{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Wednesday, 19-Mar-14 18:38:28 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3350059","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/26938\" class=\"url\" title=\"Courtney (Noire)\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">xeleanorxrigbyx<\/span><\/a><\/span> Then they stole it from me since I did it back when pet rocks were an actual thing, managed to get them banned from my school after mine attacked one of the teachers."}