{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Thursday, 20-Mar-14 11:20:30 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3351201","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Darkstorm Neversmile\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> It's a shock-and-awe thing pie. The first strike needs to be devastating and overwhelming so as not to lose the element of surprise."}