{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)'s status on Friday, 21-Mar-14 11:47:07 UTC","author_name":"Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/princelypublictimeline","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3352677","html":"Sonic would be a good salesman. "I'm gonna give the first hundred customers a 60% discount, CUZ THESE PRODUCTS GOTTA GO FAST""}