{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Mar-14 22:30:38 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3359263","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/30610\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ezz Turner\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">metherealannabethchase<\/span><\/a><\/span> Oh, you've met us all. We're here to help you get your memory back. You were a terrible accident and ended up on a My Little Pony fansite <span class=\"smallt\">(and now you'll never leave)<\/span>."}