{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)'s status on Thursday, 27-Mar-14 16:20:42 UTC","author_name":"Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thatonestocking","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3362245","html":"I'm going to start talking in stupid ways like instead of saying "I'm going for a drive" I'll say "I'm going for a spin on the steel rodeo""}