{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Thursday, 27-Mar-14 21:57:55 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3362592","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"Regina Phalange\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mastertdi<\/span><\/a><\/span> Just jam a spike into each ear and jump off of the building. #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/disclaimer\" rel=\"tag\">Disclaimer<\/a><\/span>: don't actually do any of this."}