{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Friday, 28-Mar-14 05:36:37 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3363097","html":"!<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/group\/878\/id\" class=\"url\" title=\"Coder Ponies! (coderpony)\"><span class=\"fn nickname group\">Coderponies<\/span><\/a><\/span> A programmer is going out for a stroll one evening. His wife asks him to swing by the store and pick up a gallon of milk, and if they had eggs, to get a dozen. He returned with twelve gallons of milk and said \u201cThey had eggs.\u201d"}