{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Saturday, 29-Mar-14 23:35:25 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3365068","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/31936\" class=\"url\" title=\"Just a Dude\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">boombaboom<\/span><\/a><\/span> Well, except if you know, devour a (previously) living human being against their will."}