{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Saturday, 29-Mar-14 23:58:11 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3365123","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/27915\" class=\"url\" title=\"Vee\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">vt3c<\/span><\/a><\/span> I once walked into a public elevator, and some business guy I've never seen\/met before in my life walked in after me, and I said &quot;good morning captain&quot;. He didn't respond."}