{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Sunday, 30-Mar-14 05:45:10 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3365857","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29501\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG)\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">theyurityphoon<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'm lonely, awkward, overweight, have a voice that cracks a lot and stutters. I'm unintelligent, unfunny, and uncouth. I can't control my emotions and I have no idea where I'm going in life."}