{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Monday, 31-Mar-14 20:16:34 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3368388","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29830\" class=\"url\" title=\"Some kind of Balkan or something\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">awl<\/span><\/a><\/span> Useless murdocking skill. American schools agonize over it in like second grade and then we never use it again."}