{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)'s status on Thursday, 03-Apr-14 08:13:39 UTC","author_name":"Micheal Schlongcoptor (thatonestocking)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thatonestocking","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3371496","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/8494\" class=\"url\" title=\"Crusader 8\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">prettypurpleprincesspublicprincesstimeline<\/span><\/a><\/span> that would be like breaking down why metal is metallic. Or why horses are scary."}