{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Sunday, 06-Apr-14 22:40:33 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3376114","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"Burgermeister Meisterburger\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mastertdi<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'm like Benjamin Button. I was born an old man and have yet to experience childhood."}