{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-14 06:32:13 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleanspark","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3376982","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"RedEnchilada\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> First you need to leave it broken for 10 or so years, all the while claiming the fix is coming &quot;Real Soon Now (tm)&quot;"}