{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Pony (pony)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Apr-14 00:36:31 UTC","author_name":"Pony (pony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/pony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3379228","html":"Why didn't my wife feed me before she took a nap?  I'm helpless to feed myself! D:"}