{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"adiwan (adiwan)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Apr-14 18:16:00 UTC","author_name":"adiwan (adiwan)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/adiwan","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3379980","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Rrrraquelle!\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> The boobies don't serve any practical function other than beying annoying the the trouser pockets. Who would buy that?!"}