{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Thursday, 10-Apr-14 20:54:20 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3381018","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"Burgermeister Meisterburger\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mastertdi<\/span><\/a><\/span> If I invaded your body I would've said &quot;<i>mum<\/i> opened the door&quot;"}